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Ryou Bakura ([personal profile] softspokenlandlord) wrote2020-11-18 01:10 am

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<WhiteWizard> Hello, this is Ryou Bakura!
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knifemonopoly: ([event] bodies moving like a sculpture)

[personal profile] knifemonopoly 2021-12-30 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[The hand in his sends warmth through Atem: it is sweet and good, and he can't really describe how fond it makes him feel. His eyes, lit up (metaphorically, not with an infernal glow), rest on Ryou's face.

They're just two monsters doing their best to get by in a horror game, and when Ryou looks at him happily, Atem feels like he's winning it.
]

Well, I can only really cook one thing...

[He leads Ryou by the hand to the little table off the kitchen, where a sizeable hunk of slow-cooked someone is sitting tender and marinated in front of the seat Ryou takes most often. It looks a lot like steak, sliced up into even sections, presented in the center of the plate with chopped green scallions garnishing it. There's a smaller plate of bread next to it and a glass and a few things to drink (wine? softer cider? lemon-lime club soda?) closer to the center if the table, but cooking vegetables and making them taste good is beyond what Atem's capable of. He's quite serious about what he just said -- he only knows how to do "person." There's not even eggs.

(There are eggs, just, absolutely fuckwrecked and inedible, and disposed of. An attempt was made, but he flew too close to the sun.)

Bread and steak will have to do.
]

...but I'm pretty good at it.
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[personal profile] knifemonopoly 2021-12-30 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah! Ha ha, it's just breakfast!

[He breaks into that laugh as he's pulled in for the hug -- will Ryou be able to tell that he's winking? His bat-wings give a pleased little flutter, rearranging themselves on his shoulders primly.]

I learned how to do this some time ago, but since you weren't a meat-eating type, it never seemed like the time!

[And then there'd been November, when he'd not been in any kind of place to do something like this. This might have happened sooner, if Atem had remained a vampire...]
Edited 2021-12-30 17:39 (UTC)
knifemonopoly: ([event] we can party like it's BC)

[personal profile] knifemonopoly 2021-12-30 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmmm.

[A thin blue tail winds affectionately around Ryou's ankle.

Yes, his heart's in it. Usually, Atem's the kind of person who, when turned loose in a kitchen, burns water. Instant noodles and a hot plate are managed without mishap, sometimes. But, now that he's finally able to make one thing?
]

I learned how...and wanted to do it, for you.

[Atem has plenty of meat eating friends. Many of them live on this floor. This particular smell has never come out of the Apt 806 kitchen before. This is not a look-after-his-friends-and-make-people-eating-easier thing, this is a boyfriend thing.

Ryou has an uncanny ability to keep Atem from feeling threatened, in any way. Making something like this for someone who might take it as having power over him? Who might read it as something someone beneath them would do? Never. This would never happen. But with Ryou, it's simply a nice present -- not a service, but something he put work into and wanted to give.

It's comfortable.

So, Atem stays here, arms around Ryou's waist, comfortable and safe. He's quiet for a little bit, but if it keeps up, he will say--
]

Don't let it get cold, now.
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[personal profile] knifemonopoly 2021-12-30 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Atem unwinds his tail and slides into a chair on an adjacent side of the table, so they're sitting close together. His legs are crossed, but it's casual, not poised; he's practically draped over the dining-room chair.

He pulls an apple out of a fruit basket that's also on the table, but not necessarily meant to go with the person steak, and polishes it on a sleeve.
]

Oh, I'll eat some if you want to share it! But don't worry about me. I've told you, I don't starve myself!

[He has been snacking all day. How does Ryou think Atem made it without eating the human himself?

I've never needed to eat human meat, but I don't mind it...the TÃĪgevalgten tricked me into it in Rota, and after that, it hasn't really seemed like a big deal...

[Monch! He takes a big ol bite outta the apple. Very easy with such sharp teeth.]

I 'id 'ake a li'le -- [swallow!] -- to make sure it was good.
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[personal profile] knifemonopoly 2021-12-31 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh heh heh!

[The approval comes across loud and clear, even though Ryou isn't saying anything; good, Atem's glad. He's pleased as punch that it worked, and he's going to munch his apple as Ryou works his way through the meal, taking a hunk of bread at some point, too. He's just using his hands, it's fine, they've been clean for cooking this whole time.]

If you like, I'll show you how to do it. But don't go making it all the time, or I'll have to figure something else out, for when I want to impress you, or say "sorry"...

[His tail undulates lazily behind his chair, a calm, pleased back-and-forth. His demon ears don't move much, but currently, they're pricked a little bit forward, paying attention.]
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[personal profile] knifemonopoly 2022-01-01 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Heh.

No, it's not weird at all. It's like the difference between a crime of passion and a murder in cold blood...

[One of them takes more willpower than the other. All it takes to commit a crime of passion is to get carried away, but to do something premeditated, to cut up meat that had once been a person...

...he doesn't think less of Ryou at all for not being capable of the latter.
]

...but if we didn't have monsters who could butcher corpses, the soup kitchen wouldn't be able to operate. The ones who can tolerate it make things easier for the ones who can't...

[He's just thinking out loud now, distant a moment, then comes back to earth.]

If you switch your feeding type, you won't have to bribe me at all! Just ask. I'll do it for special occasions, too...only, since I asked you out during a fog, I might not be able to guarantee it on an anniversary!

[Whoops.]
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[personal profile] knifemonopoly 2022-01-01 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Ryou, do you know how many moves ahead Atem plans? Of course it's possible they might break up at some point, but, on the off chance they don't, annual dates are important!!

He leans his chin on a clawed hand, the one not waving the apple core in a dismissive gesture.
]

Of course, it'd be better if we weren't here in another eight months...and you didn't have to eat any part of a human at all.

[Maybe they'll be back in Domino, or maybe in a different world entirely, something beyond Ryslig's borders, a place the vortex opened to.]

Maybe there's another kind of meat that cooks similarly, that I can make for you instead. I'll worry about that when we come to it!
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[personal profile] knifemonopoly 2022-01-01 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
[No, Atem doesn't even ask.

He just accepts that this is one of those weird wonderful little things Ryou Bakura knows, because he's fascinated by the morbid and grotesque. It'd be like asking Atem how he knows the earliest dice were the heel bones of cows and sheep. They're both kind of like this, and Atem is very fond of it.

He grins, his smile irrepressible as he reaches for the bottle of wine, running a claw around the foil.
]

Pork it is, then. At least, that's what I'll try first.

[He sticks a claw into the cork, then twists his finger to pull it out with a little pop! A dash gets poured into a glass on Atem's side of the table, and he raises it in Ryou's direction.]

Here's to getting out, and getting to make this again, out of a real pig, instead of a metaphorical one.
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[personal profile] knifemonopoly 2022-01-03 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
It sounds like we'll have a lot of food! Would you like to invite our friends to this feast, or should it be just us?

[He's just idly fantasizing now. Wouldn't it be nice, to be out, to throw a big event, to have everyone he cares about there...]
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i'm so sorry.

[personal profile] knifemonopoly 2022-01-05 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Well, you know how I feel about practicing with you.

[There's something lascivious in how Atem says it. Atem, please, Ryou just woke up, don't hit on him this early, even if it's like 8pm for you.

He was never this bad when he wasn't a demon.
]
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[personal profile] knifemonopoly 2022-01-05 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Does it? Oh, dear.

[A very unconcerned sip of his drink.

Then, something occurs to him, and a very controlled mask comes down to hide a sudden burst of playful energy.
]

How terrible, I've embarrassed you over breakfast! That won't do at all.

[There's a note in his voice that Ryou should be worried about. He's going somewhere with this.]

I'll have to make it up to you.
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[personal profile] knifemonopoly 2022-01-05 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
I'll have to show you, then.

[He crosses to the refrigerator, opens the door, and pulls out a pastry box.]

That I'm properly repentant!

[He sits himself on the table next to Ryou, his tail deftly twitching out of the way.]

Luckily, I already had these...

[He opens the box.

It's creampuffs.

Do you need dessert for breakfast? Yes, when you're spoiling your boyfriend. Atem doesn't hold the box out yet, though, just sits on the table with his legs crossed, thoughtfully.
]

You like them, right?

[He actually doesn't know. Atem got them because they were sweet and bitesized.]
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[personal profile] knifemonopoly 2022-01-05 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[...oh, good. Nailed it.]

Then, here...

[He holds one out between two claws, in front of Ryou's face.]

I'm very sorry for making inappropriate implications over breakfast. Please accept my apology!

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